Triumphant Return

Saturday, May 27, 2006

I accidently stole Jasons lighter, which has a holographic naked cartoon women on it. I had every
intentionof giving it back. Then the dog chewed it up.
Damn this blog sucks. For the near month hiatus, I should be relaying tales of how I battled
monkeys in Zanzabar, instead I present you with Jason's lighter.
let me start over......
Once upon a time when dinosaurs ruled the earth, God created naked ladies and fire. Then God
said unto man "If you like it so much why not draw a picture of it?" Then several years later man
saw the naked lades and the fire and said to himself "I will join the two; women and fire, and two
they shall be. I mean one."
Then in 2006 the dream was realized and the result?......
Fuck it, i'm getting coffee.
P.S. I battled monkeys in Zanzabar