Thursday, July 30, 2009

Now Serving Brains

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Theres a coffee machine at work that whenever you buy a cup a little digital readout scrolls ::N O
W S E R V I N G B E V E R A G E ..6843::
We should all have little digital readouts surgically attached to our asses. They could tell us how
many cigarettes we smoked or lies we told, or "Shirley temple ..84535 consumed". And there'd be
one old guy, with a coke machine key, chasing after everyone, trying to get to get quarters out
their asses.
Thats the only downside.

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