My ass is bandaged

Originally posted Sunday, February 26, 2006

a rabid dog bit me in the ass today. I had to get 27 shots into my stomach with a needle the size of a baby's arm ( a big baby, not some minimal one). As the nurse leaned over and waved her dilapidated features at me , telling me it would only be a little prick (ha, you dirty bitches), I interrupted and asked if after I left, could I find a dead raccoon and bite its ass and be okay on the rabies side? She seemed flummoxed and could nary offer up an answer.... so I ask you, can I?

Heres to the end of the world

Originally posted Monday, February 20, 2006


So my blogs gonna be way way better then everybody else's cause its so damn interesting and gut wrenching in its truth, why you ask? Bitch replies I, cause my mood is always "none, or other" and by the hand of God almighty you'll hear a pod cast that details Kudos bars being thrown at chronic bed-wetters