Thursday, October 30, 2008

My ass is bandaged

Originally posted Sunday, February 26, 2006

a rabid dog bit me in the ass today. I had to get 27 shots into my stomach with a needle the size of a baby's arm ( a big baby, not some minimal one). As the nurse leaned over and waved her dilapidated features at me , telling me it would only be a little prick (ha, you dirty bitches), I interrupted and asked if after I left, could I find a dead raccoon and bite its ass and be okay on the rabies side? She seemed flummoxed and could nary offer up an answer.... so I ask you, can I?

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