Saturday, April 15, 2006
Last week I was driving around and I got pulled the shit over by the man. He's all up in my biznaz,
"you got alcohol up in your grill"
"can you step out of the car and follow my pen with your eyes?"
"can you recite the alphabet backwords?"
"can you blow into this tube?"
"Don't Kill me!"
About Me
- A Pennington
- I was born on the bicentenial year of our country's inception. I have a moderate vocabulary. I make my own rules for punctuation because Emily Dickinson is my hero. Sometimes I spell werds wrong on purpose. I'm generally expecting the end of the world at any moment. I smoke way too many cigarettes, drink too much alcohol, and probably think I'm smarter than what I am.
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